"México Sabroso y Alcohólico":
In the evening I wake
from a SoBe siesta,
mouth dry as a salt lake,
and go in search of fiesta.
Cubans sip cortadito.
Tourists flock to the clubs.
I head to Clandestino
and order some suds.
México sabroso y alcohólico
at Clandestino Pub.
A rare spot for a chico
to get craft beer and grub.
Stouts, blondes, and ales
fill pint glass after glass.
While 80 bottles of beer can't fail
to put me on my ass.
Masks of luchadores,
bright paintings six feet tall,
posters of toreadores,
decorate the tavern walls.
México sabroso y alcohólico
at Clandestino Pub.
A rare spot for a chico
to get craft beer and grub.
Good movies on display,
live music in the rear,
tacos, nachos, ceviche,
and hot dogs cooked in beer.
Other spots I've gone
B-girls have robbed me blind,
But here I drink till dawn
with total peace of mind.
México sabroso y alcohólico
at Clandestino Pub.
A rare spot for a chico
to get craft beer and grub.