Let’s Pray a Loud-Ass Song

The fact is that 30,000 people have joined Bishop T. D. Jakes's exclusive God-lovin' club. And if you're wondering how this guy is able to lead that many sheep, drive exotic cars, and live in a crib that would make 50 Cent say, "Goddamn," you'll find the answer when you...

By Raina McLeod

January 14, 2010

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The fact is that 30,000 people have joined Bishop T. D. Jakes's exclusive God-lovin' club. And if you're wondering how this guy is able to lead that many sheep, drive exotic cars, and live in a crib that would make 50 Cent say, "Goddamn," you'll find the answer when you see him live.

To call Jakes electrifying would be an understatement. His sermons teeter on the edge of spirituality and sheer entertainment, and this Friday, he'll bring A Night of Victory to the BankUnited Center so you can see him work his magic. Don't worry, you heathen, his nondenominational church will welcome you with open arms. You can even come as you are, so feel free to leave the feathered hats and candy-colored suits in the closet.
Fri., Jan. 22, 7:30 p.m., 2010

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