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As she approached the men, Nelson, a tall, stern-visaged woman who seemed almost grandmotherly, waved a friendly, low-key greeting. They immediately surrounded her and engulfed her in questions, most of which amounted to: "Are you here to arrest us?"
The men under the bridge had been told on Tuesday to find somewhere else to live within three days, and the deadline had arrived. Probation officers had hand-delivered notices informing them they would "need to now consider alternative residency options outside the city and/or county." The notice ordered them to submit new addresses, but specified no penalty for noncompliance.
"They're asking us to come down here and have you sign another sheet," Nelson said, explaining the eviction deadline had been extended another 72 hours.
"I gotta sign again?" asked one bridge-dweller.
"I know," Nelson answered tiredly. "I know."
When New Times asked if Nelson would simply return every 72 hours with a new sheet, she responded, "I don't know. Right now I don't know tomorrow from tomorrow from tomorrow."
It has been nearly a year since New Times reported about the first group of sex offenders sent by Florida Department of Corrections officials to live under the Julia Tuttle Causeway ("Take Us to the Bridge," March 15, 2007). The bridge is one of the few places in Miami-Dade County that doesn't violate a three-year-old ordinance requiring sex offenders to live more than 2,500 feet from schools and daycare centers — two and a half times the state-mandated restriction of 1,000 feet. This past December, New Times reported the number of sex offenders living there had grown to more than 20. Since then, several have been arrested for minor probation violations; one was deported; at least one has found housing; and at least four — including the man who left via taxi — have gone missing.
The notice the men received last week is the newest twist in an unfolding saga of national importance. Having had the distinction of being the first state in the union to order its residents to live under a bridge, Florida is now officially ending the practice. DOC Secretary James McDonough has announced sex offenders will no longer be sent to the Julia Tuttle or similar locations in the state. As for the ultimate fate of the bridge-dwellers, no one seems to know.
Probation officers provided the sex offenders with a four-page list of about 50 potential residences that don't violate state or local laws. None of the places — largely out-of-the-way hotels, motels, and boarding houses — is located in Miami-Dade. New Times called the closest one on the list, a Motel 6 in Broward County. Spokesperson Laura Rojo-Eddy said the DOC never contacted the chain. "We wish that they had; we would not have agreed to it," she said, pointing out Motel 6 has a policy regarding sex offenders. "We're family-friendly.... If we have known sex offenders, we ask them to leave." The bridge-dwellers say some of the businesses have quoted higher rates than those listed, while others have refused them outright.
On Wednesday night, Sgt. Rodger Irvine of the Miami-Dade Sexual Crimes Bureau paid a visit to the bridge. When the men asked if he had come to arrest them, Irvine responded, "No, no, we just came to see if you guys know what's going on."
The DOC has repeatedly asserted it does not instruct sex offenders to live under the bridge. But probation officer case notes and internal e-mails obtained by New Times have shown this claim to be false. Probation officers have consistently told offenders to report to the bridge or risk being re-incarcerated.
"I wouldn't call it a new policy as much as I would call it a plan that says, 'Look, it's untenable for you to live in the open like this,'" McDonough said last Friday, the same day the sex offenders' 72 hours to leave were to expire. The state, McDonough said, has identified every place in Florida that sex offenders can live. As to why nearly every county in Florida except Miami-Dade appears on the map, the secretary explained the 2,500-foot ordinance has essentially made the entire county untenable: "We mapped this out in great detail.... It left minute space on a map — I don't think anything appeared."